St. Patrick’s Day is today. Here’s a little thing in honor of it, and I apologize for how fragmented it is. Eh well, guess that's how my thoughts are for today.
So to start off, my name's Conan, which is a Gaelic name. So already, that covers anything Irish. Therefore, suck it wannabe-Irish-people-for-the-day. I also have my clover boxers on, which I bought in Ireland. This fact means that I have more authentic Irish-ness that most people today. I am also wearing my Welsh shirt too (which isn’t Irish but hey, we took a “ferry” from Ireland to Wales, so it’s the property of association). And then I could break out my Scottish kilt sometime today too. So in conclusion, I’m more in the spirit than you probably are right now for St. Patty's Day. Awwww yeah.